Hello lovely people. I just wanted to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, and make an announcement.
As you probably have noticed, I was quite inactive last month. Balancing full time studies and general life with making the kind of thought-through content that I strive for has proven really stressful. And as much as I hated to realize it, something had to give.
Since I’m an ambitious little geek, and have LOVED to write and share my zombie survival tips, favourite books and love for various fandoms on here, it was a hard decision. But I’m not superhuman (another harsh truth for me to handle ;_;) so I had to lower my expectations on myself a bit.
Geek by joh will go into hiatus for a while, maybe a few months, maybe a year. There may be the occasional book review or hype-post but nothing regular or scheduled, so if you don’t want to miss them I recommend you click the follow button. I will still be lurking (LIKE A NINJA pahaha) and reading the blogs of the awesome people I’ve come in contact with through this project.
Thank you all for being amazing and making my first try at blogging such a great experience. ^^ I’ll see you around!
I admire cosplayers, their dedication and leet crafting skills. Someday when I have magically become much less lazy and slightly less poor I hope to join their ranks.
My gorgeous friend Laura (Laura Craft Cosplay) specializes in video game cosplay, loves League characters and has done some amazing work.
Check this out.
I honestly think every single one of them is incredible, but I am most blown away by the Night elf. I can’t even imagine how much work that costume must have been! (And WoW will always have a special place in my heart. For the Alliance, yay or nay?)
In the first post of this series I discussed the ever-important backpack and what to cram in there. But now that we are well-prepared for general survival, I will focus on how to deal with the zombies more directly.
For this we will need to choose a weapon.*dun dun duuun*
If you live in a country where assault rifles and rocket launchers are kinda hard, not to mention illegal, to come by, here are some valid options:
1. An Axe. This trusty and multifunctional weapon has the power to both crush zombie skulls and chop wood- an axe is always a good choice for the apocalypse. They are also easy and legal to come by most everywhere and not TOO heavy to carry around. Though it can be thrown, the axe is obviously a melee weapon requiring some muscle to wield effectively.
2. A Machete. Commonplace in most zombie fiction, this seriously oversized cutlery offers a lightweight and deadly defense versus the undead. On the downside, it can be difficult to get to the destroy-the-brain-part of combat with a machete. Unless you stab the zombie through they eye socket or chop the head clean off, it can probably keep coming at you after taking damage.
3. The Bow and Arrow. Oh, the idea of going all Katniss at the zombie horde with bow and arrow…
Realistically, a bow and arrow-strategy COULD work but unless you put some practise in it is harder to aim at a moving target than one might think. And you might find yourselves out of useable arrows (yup, the arrowheads can break off if you hit a hard surface like for example bone) with no means or skills to make new ammo. The ability to fight rotting, hungry corpses from a distance is highly appealing though and might make the bow and arrow worth a shot (pun very much intended. sorry).
4. A Sword. A sword, or maybe a katana or a mace, can likely be used to good result with nothing but sheer panic and force behind them. Historical weapons tend to be a bit on the heavy side and less than optimal for running with, but I think they are a functional and fancy alternative that also will look great as part of your interior design until shit hits the fan.
5. A baseball racket. A favourite of zombie movies featuring everyday people grabbing what they have in their sheds (Shaun of the Dead <3). But, it requires a lot of force to put a zombie down for good with and offers no other utility. I don’t recommend this as your choice of defense for the apocalypse, but if you (despite this guide and general paranoia) are caught of guard and have this as your only option, a baseball racket could be useful.
Now, brace yourselves for my surprise alternative and personal choice of weapon:
And no, not that ^ version. albeit it’s awesome. I am talking about a hunter’s slingshot. I had no idea this existed a month ago, but man. Powerful, light-weight, ranged and with the possibility of using rocks as ammo once you run out of bullets it seems almost too good to be true. It is the perfect, legal, apocalypse weapon for a person of my not-that-imposing physical build.
What do you think is a good weapon against the zombies? (Preferably that you can legally get and keep before martial law occurs so you are forearmed huehue oh the puns just keep coming today i sincerely apologize.)
In my third and last installment of this series I will discuss the different strategies to cope with the zombie apocalypse, don’t miss it!
Prologue (or Why I Became a Zombie Survival-Obsessed Dork)
I have spent an unhealthy amount of time thinking about this topic, planning and plotting and trying to figure out what equipment I would need in case of an apocalypse. Preferably equipment that is readily available in grocery stores or at least your average wild life store. Preferably equipment that’s (Y) by swedish laws.
I have read the army’s survival guide and a staggering pile of survival articles on the web so while I’m not an expert in any way, there is real research behind this.
If you are wondering why I bothered, the simple answer is that zombies are scary and I needed a realistic plan to make them less so. There you have it.
In this first installment of three I will deal with The Backpack.
If you are serious about preparing for the apocalypse, invest in a well-made, waterproof backpack. The hard part begins for real though when deciding what to pack. I figure this assortion would hopefully be helpful for a number of scenarios and situations and still not weigh you down too much (gotta keep running).
* A filled up water bottle. Lack of water will bring you to your knees long before hunger will. A thumb rule is that you can survive three weeks without food but only three days without water. So be sure to at least start out topped of.
* A water purifier/ filter. You will need more than that initial litre and water you find outdoors in populated areas will most often need to be purified to rid it of bacteria and dirt that will make you sick. You should load up on water purifying tablets OR make sure you boil the water for at least three minutes to kill all bacteria.
* Some canned and/or dried food. Not more than you can carry comfortably but enough to last you maybe a week, giving you some time to hunt or scavenge for more. The body needs (on average) a minimum of 500-ish calories a day to keep vital organs functioning, but you will become very weak and tired if that’s all you get for an extended period of time.
* Tools to start a fire. Fire can give warmth, protection, light, help you cook food and purify water. It is essential. And yes, we all know that fire CAN be created with just wooden sticks and friction. But in less than optimal conditions and without proper technique (which at least I don’t have- never even got to the smoke part…) it can be a no-go. Matches are commonplace and do the job, but to have a really reliable source I recommend fire steel and scraper.
*Rubbing alcohol. For disinfecting wounds and if that fire really does not want to get going.
*A knife. For protection and utility.
* Extra clothing. And with that I mean a few pairs of socks and underwear plus one spare shirt. Let’s face it, the days of choosing an outfit will be over when the undead comes for us. What will be important is staying dry and warm. Feet and… private areas need to be kept dry so as to not develop physical illnesses like fungus and UTI. Just keeping it real folks.
* A sleeping bag. Sure, it takes up a bit of space. But it’s only September at the moment and already below 5 degrees during night-time. Expecting electricity to go within a few weeks of a full-blown apocalypse, if you live in a colder climate you WILL need something like this to not freeze to death.
*Two big, plastic garbage bags (around 160 litres). Place it above you for waterproof shelter or on the ground for catching rain.
*A rope. Because Samwise Gamgi said to never leave home without one and he was right.
*Map and a compass. If you are interested in leaving the heavily populated areas, this could be useful.
* Fishing line. Since my personal strategy involves getting out of the mess in the cities, I will rely on finding my own food. Fishing line can also be used to mend clothes and even stitch up a wound (just add a needle to the bag and pray you find it later).
*DUCT TAPE. For fixing everything in the entire bloody world.
I figure our bag is pretty loaded now. If you got extra space and no problem with the weight, stuff some more dried or canned food in there.
Did I miss something? If so, please let me know what in the comments!
In the next post I will suggest five possible weapon choices vs. the zombies. Stay tuned! 😀